I Will Never Attempt It Again
I was caught once on a flight to Texas from Seattle with my girlfriend. It was a red eye, only a few people onboard, and most were seemingly passed out. There were no flight attendants in sight. I told my girlfriend to meet me in the furthest bathroom in the back of the cabin exactly 5 minutes after I got up from my seat. There was an elderly couple and a few others back there but there couldn’t have been more than 4 people in the last 5 rows, and they were all asleep.
I made it in and waited. I heard her little knock at the door. So I cracked it open and in she came. I then heard a knock at the door. I said “occupied” but they knocked again and said, “Sir, please come out. We know what’s going on.”
I proceeded to try as quietly as possible to maneuver my girlfriend behind the door, and cracked it open. “I’m sorry what?” I said. Only inches away from my face, the flight attendant said, “Don’t make a scene. Just come out alone now. Leave your wife in there and go back to your seat before we have to make a deal out of this.”
She whispered through the door to my girlfriend, who was clearly visible, to come out after a few minutes of me leaving. I was beet red and it seemed like all of those sleeping individuals were now awake and staring at me. I walked to my seat with my head hung and the flight attendant gave me the weirdest look, almost as if to say I’m disappointed.
I sat down and out came my girlfriend a few minutes later just as red as I was. I don’t know who said anything or if they just saw us but it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I will never attempt it again.
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