You Can Get Away With Anything
Imagine having to explain this to a flight attendant before the plane takes off, every single time you fly:
“Before we get underway, I just want you to know that I have a serious medical condition. In the event that I have to excuse myself to the restroom, I will absolutely need my wife’s help, which itself is humiliating enough.
But I’m letting you know ahead of time to avoid a repeat of the last time I was on an airplane, where the flight attendant completely humiliated us in front of everyone because she assumed we must be getting intimate in the airplane bathroom. Do you understand? Yes? Could you please discreetly pass this along to the other flight attendants? Thank you.”
By giving that explanation beforehand, my wife and I have had no problems being intimate in airplanes four times in a row now.
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