The Place to Ourselves
I feigned a disability and my wife accompanied me into the handicapped toilet on the plane 4 times during the 5 hour flight. Each time she apologized and said it would be either very quick or very long. We went in and made out a bit 3 times for never longer than 2 minutes. Then with about an hour to go my wife told the steward, “so sorry dear, this is the one, maybe 15 minutes while I help him with his post dinner bowel movement and cleanup.”
So we had the place to ourselves for about 15 minutes and the noise was attributed to my gastric bypass. Best flight ever.
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