Liar, Liar
My dad worked at Disney in college. He drove the ferry boats in the Magic Kingdom I believe. Anyway, one day he was walking around the park and saw some woman kicking the Cinderella castle.
He took her aside to reprimand her and she told him a brick had come loose and she was just replacing it. When he informed her that the bricks are painted on to the castle she threatened a lawsuit for injury to her foot.
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