The Disney parks are known as the happiest places on Earth, but for the people who have to work in these amusement parks it doesn’t always feel that way. They have to put up with a lot to put a smile on every visitor’s face and these secrets just might make you rethink how you feel about your upcoming vacation.
No One is Allowed Backstage
I worked a cash register in Tomorrowland. A guy had a heart attack and passed about 10 feet from me. I called it in as soon as I saw, but they already knew about it.
I went on break shortly afterward and saw the family, literally “behind the scenes,” crying their eyes out. That never happens. Guests are never allowed behind the scenes, except when somebody passes, I guess.
Really kind of heartbreaking. On a positive note, they all got lifetime passes.
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The Customer Comes First
Not an employee, but I have an interesting story about Disney. When I was 7, I went to Disney World. The third night we were there, I rolled out of my bed and cut my forehead on the nightstand.
My mom came over to comfort me, not knowing I was bleeding quite profusely. She turned the light on when I wouldn’t stop crying and she said it “looked like a murder had taken place.”
Paramedics were called, and the room was swarming with what I can only assume were Disney employees. After I was evaluated and patched up, I was taken to the gift shop around 2 AM with my mom and an employee. I got to choose 3 toys at no cost to my family. It was pretty incredible to be in the completely abandoned gift shop and being told I could have anything.
When we returned back to the room 25 minutes later, all the blood was cleaned up, guard rails were put on my bed, and a large basket of candy and other sweets were left on a table. Disney doesn’t play around with customer service.
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Stage Names
Everyone in the call centers is given a “stage name,” so no two agents have the same name to the guests. Most, er, unique stage names I can remember: Cotton, Casper, Arizona, Lucinda…
When you’re in training they give you a selection of like 20 names to choose from, so you better hope you’re one of the first ones to pick so you can get a normal name and not get stuck with Cotton.
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Escape Plan
I think I’ve left a comment similar to this before, but I briefly trained for Kilimanjaro Safaris at Disney World. At one point on the ride, you go over a bridge with crocodiles underneath.
As I was riding with no one in the truck other than my trainer, she felt free to tell me that if anyone were to stand up and fall into the crocodile pit, I was to drive away immediately so that others wouldn’t have to see the carnage or try to rescue the person.
The crocodiles are apparently fed from that bridge, and anything that drops from there is food to them, and they are surprisingly fast.
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Keep the Magic
We actually care a lot about the guest experience. If someone drops their ice cream, I can get them A new one free of charge. It’s called “keeping the magic”.
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Good News or Bad News
If you hear an announcement over the park wide sound system looking for a specific person, it is something very important. Announcements like that have a chain of approval before Disney will allow the “magic” illusion to be broken. But it’s not always bad news like informing families of a death.
I’ve done several park announcements to find someone to inform them an organ donation was matched, a medical courier was on their way to Orlando, and they needed to get to the hospital ASAP.
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Popcorn Spills
I used to work in Epcot in Future World and if I had a street shift, I would get Hub 2 aka Spaceship Earth. During 7-hour shift, I would have at least three or two Code V or “popcorn spills.” Which is when people would throw up on the ride. I used to hate cleaning up Code V’s on Mission Space.
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On Repeat
One time my brother and I got stuck inside the Pirates of the Caribbean water ride for about 20 minutes. Imagine being stuck there we are listening to “Yohoyoho the pirate’s life for me” on repeat. Was about 15 minutes in that my brother and I inside the ride yelled “At least turn off the music!!”
They did.
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Disenchanting Moments
My sister was an intern there, and she said the most disenchanting thing for her was standing there watching Cinderella smoke a cigarette in her underwear.
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Guests Have No Manners
I started working at the Little Mermaid ride in The Magic Kingdom about a couple weeks after it opened. I worked there for 7 months as part of the college internship thing. It was a ton of fun and I’ll never need to go to Disney World again because I’ve been there so many times.
Anyway, the Little Mermaid ride actually broke multiple park records on attendance and speed of getting people through the line. That did not stop huge lines from appearing if people came in big enough crowds. (Seriously, if you see a Brazilian tour group at Disneyworld, just go a different direction.
You can look at any cast member’s face and see the rancor they harbor). One particularly hot and crowded day, I went on break and was walking to the secret underground Subway.
On my way there, I walk through the backstage side of all of the Little Mermaid ride. There are actually a few passages to the back, but they are pretty boring, and you’ll typically be seen pretty quickly. The problem is that those passages are still easily accessible and a large amount of guests actually think they are bathrooms.
As I walked past one of those doorways, I noticed a bit of a weird stain on the wall. I’m got closer and discovered a giant poop stain on the wall that lead to the ground with a huge pile of human feces. Like an adult had to have done this because of both the height of the stain and the sheer size of the turd. Either way, y’all guests can be nasty.
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Nothing to Be Surprised By
Shaq took a dump backstage and clogged the toilet. Not really something to be surprised by but it was all we talked about for a week.
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The College Program
Just moved back from doing a Disney college program. If you see someone working at Disney has a name tag with their college on it, they are doing it also. I was an international rep, as are about one third of the people living there, adding to the context. The things that go on in the housing complexes are astonishing.
So. Many. Relationships. So much drinking. Every Monday night us internationals have a happy Monday’s event, where we get in our countries teams and go to bars to play other countries teams in drinking games.
I know a guy who was Goofy. He used to do illicit substances all the time. It’s like a typical college campus, except four complexes of people who all work for Disney.
My best story is the day I was working and managed to give a girl who was a guest in the park that day my number and met up with her that night and got up to… Stuff.
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The Yearly Purge
I was an intern once for Disney. Around Jan, May, Aug, the housing department does a “purge”.
They will over accept people into the program, knowing that they will terminate “bad kids”. The term “bad kids” is very vague. It can be anything between a kid whose roommate doesn’t like them to an actual bad kid who is underage drinking. They really just look at the numbers and terminate interns where they please.
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The Disney Look
When I worked there I was totally aware of the Disney Look policy. I worked at one of the restaurants. I tried anyway to grow out my moustache there.
After two weeks, a manager saw my half-grown moustache and brought me offstage and back into their office, reminded me about Disney Look, pulled a razor out of the cabinet and told me to go to the bathroom backstage and shave it off.
I could “grow one on [my] own time, but not at work.” Was what the manager told me.
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No Pests
You cannot and WILL NOT say under any circumstances that you have seen a cockroach, pest, or other nuisance in the park.
You also can’t say “died” over the radio. An example would be “My radio battery died.” I got chewed out pretty hard about that one from my managers.
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Very Well Coordinated
Not a cast member, but I was aboard the Gully Whumper that went around Tom Sawyer’s island at Disneyland. It was the last ride of the day and they got it up to or possibly past its capacity.
Around the first corner some water came up over the side of the boat. The cast member that was operating the boat commented on it and said we should try and even it out on the other side.
You see where this is going. On the third try everyone shifted and the boat capsized. There was an enclosed inner section where my brother, sister, and I were sitting and being trapped for a few seconds in the water was the scariest part. It didn’t take long to realize the water was a little over 5 ft deep. We just focused on getting everyone out.
Cast members were coming from every direction from places that seemed improbable. They were throwing inflatable life vests into the water and getting people on dry land ASAP. It was amazing how quickly they responded and how well coordinated they were. They put us on a bus behind the scenes and took us to a medical facility.
They asked us if we were okay, if we had any conditions that should be monitored, what we lost or was ruined. We all were honest and told them we were fine and had some ruined clothing and lost glasses.
I will never forget watching people who were fine as we all checked on each other and watching the thought dawn on them of what they might be able to milk Disney for.
I will also never forget the look of the cast member who was piloting the boat with his head in his hands crying his eyes out. It was obvious this guy liked his job.
We were compensated for our lost/damaged items and they comped us dinner at the Blue Bayou restaurant. We also got fistfuls of front of the line passes to last us our trip. I was just impressed with how well they handled it.
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Haunted Rides
My ex-friend used to work there and would tell us about the ghost in Pirates of the Caribbean. “Jeffery?” I think his name was. Basically, at night when the whole place was empty there would be shadow figures that would haunt this one part of the ride. It was creepy.
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It Was Never Claimed
My dad worked at Disneyland and one of his jobs was a diver on Jungle Cruise. Basically, they’d swim along the boat path and clear debris/check for any issues.
He told me that one time, among the many strange objects they would find in the water, he found someone’s leg. Not a real leg mind you but a prosthetic. It was never claimed either. How someone could lose their fake leg AND not report it is beyond me.
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Liar, Liar
My dad worked at Disney in college. He drove the ferry boats in the Magic Kingdom I believe. Anyway, one day he was walking around the park and saw some woman kicking the Cinderella castle.
He took her aside to reprimand her and she told him a brick had come loose and she was just replacing it. When he informed her that the bricks are painted on to the castle she threatened a lawsuit for injury to her foot.
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Don’t Mess With the Mouse
I worked at the DLR in Anaheim, I won’t say which department. (Still afraid of Gestapo Disney HR people!) I found an unattended lunch pail that was almost certainly harmless. Knowing how much of a stickler that Disney is with security concerns, I decided to call it in. Within 2 minutes, they had three security cars blocking off the area I was in.
The “Pluto” (Drug and Bomb Sniffing Dogs that assist Security) teams deployed to sniff the bag. My supervisor’s supervisor questioned me for 30 minutes about the situation, told me there was a commendation on my record, and then let me go home early for the day.
After that, I figured out the secret to ID hidden security people in the park, as they were the first to approach me after the radio call—if they have a Bluetooth headset in, they’re undercover security.
Don’t mess with the mouse, he sees all.
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It’s a Family Matter
Person I went to school with has/had a job with security there. She eventually got married and had children. WDW hired her husband and the kids. They walk/patrol around as a family. As far as I know, they still work there.
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Quick Exit
I remember once I was leaving the park. You know how it gets ridiculously crowded at the exits when the park is shutting down. I got elbowed in the nose and got a bloody nose. All of a sudden, the staff swooped in and took me to the underground tunnels then to a golf cart that brought us to our car…definitely a quick exit.
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Intense Audition Process
When I lived in Orlando, I knew a woman that played Tinkerbell. She described the audition to me once, and it’s pretty intense. First, you have to be incredibly tiny and light because your job involves you riding a zip line each evening from the top of Cinderella’s Castle to the top of a restaurant in Tomorrowland, and if you’re heavy, things could get…messy.
The final part of the audition involves being suspended from a hundred-foot crane for like 2 hours to ensure that you aren’t afraid of heights. The girls that get this far tend to drop like flies at that stage, many of them in hysterics after about 20 minutes. I had a lot of friends who worked there, many of them characters, and it was apparently a really tough job.
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Collecting Dust
I went there with my dad, who was working for a radio station at the time. Disney was opening a new ride and doing the press roll out, and invited the radio station there, so I guess you could think of him as a temporary employee. One of the crew spilled soda on a mic and asked the Disney guy helping the crew where he could look for a replacement locally.
He assumed Disney would have spare mics, but he was worried about getting the random special snowflake of a microphone the DJ insisted on. The Disney guy just laughed and took him to the underworld. They had rooms full of TV/radio equipment new in the box.
They have spares from every brand conceivable, by the dozen. Millions and millions of dollars’ worth of it, just sitting there collecting dust most of the time, just in case.
When Disney wants to be prepared, they don’t mess around.
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Wild Days and Wild Nights
Ex Character performer. I’m a 6-foot-tall girl so I did all of the tall characters like Goofy, Tigger, Captain Hook and like 10 other characters. I did a lot of the breakfast meet and greets as Tigger. My head had a small hole where the mouth was, so I would go from table to table drinking orange juice from the kids.
The kids were amazed, and it helped me get over my hangovers from the night before. I was stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes backstage as Tigger. Doing this job was awesome because I used to do a lot of partying and would get home at 6 am and have to be at work around 8 am, so because I didn’t have to show face or do much work, it was perfect.
As Goofy I snuck on rides. One day I went on one of the kiddie roller coasters and almost lost my head. I was eventually disapproved to play Goofy because he was starting to get a “Ghetto Booty” exact words from my supervisors.
When you play the characters, you’re 30 minutes on (set) 30 minutes off. So in an 8 hour day you really worked 4 hours but you got paid for 8.
If you talked in costume you’d get in serious trouble.
The underground tunnel is real.
Oh, and I eventually got fired for asking Joey Fatone (back when NSYNC was on FIRE) for a picture before my shift even began.
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Smells in the Air
I used to work as a candy maker at Disneyland. The candy store was on Main Street and there’s a little pot of vanilla scent with a fan behind it to waft vanilla scent out onto the street where people are walking by.
Once I saw a huge rat by the trash compactor when I was taking out some cardboard. Another time I was written up by my manager for accidentally dropping like $1000 worth of caramel apples because a feral cat came up and scared the heck out of me.
To sum up, there’s a cat and mouse turf war backstage and they lure you into the candy store with a pot of vanilla.
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Disney Doesn’t Mess Around
Disney security listens to ALL Disney Radio channels at ALL times for any distress call or other issue that is relevant to Security. My friend Daniel worked for Disney World in Florida once. He worked in one of the resorts. I’m not quite sure what his job actually was, but his radio call sign was designated “Movie Runner.”
He was walking between resorts one night, and near a pool, he was cornered by a momma bobcat. Usually not a huge deal because the bobcat will eventually realize the person is not a threat, but he radioed the resort to let them know that he was being cornered by a bobcat.
Next radio transmission, without missing a beat: “Movie Runner, this is Disney Security Base, we understand you are being cornered by a bobcat. Please remain calm, we have two units approaching your location, ETA two minutes, please acknowledge, over.” Disney doesn’t mess around with Bobcats.
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No Pictures Allowed
Saw Mark Hamill backstage put on the guy who played Darth Vader’s helmet. I wish we were allowed to take pictures. It was awesome.
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Princess Troubles
My cousin worked at Disney in the ’90s. I haven’t heard a lot of his experience, but I have been told that the cable that Tinkerbell “flies” down to the castle on once snapped and she got a massive settlement. And that Snow White gave him crabs.
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Don’t Tell Management
A friend of mine told me that the rules for workers at the European Disneyland were so strict that they took to calling it Mouseshwitz. When management got wind of this, they were told that anyone found using that name again would be fired. Apparently, it was only a couple of hours before they were calling it Duckau.
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Hand Signals
As a character, you are supposed to throw up in your mask if you are sick. Taking it off is not an option. You cover one eye with your hand and raise the other arm in the air to alert maintenance that you are not well.
Also, if there is another character (same as you) you cannot, under ANY circumstances, be seen with them. You also must take a course to match signature style for autographs.
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Keep Calm
I have an autistic cousin and once while we were riding the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, it broke down. My cousin flipped out and Disney security literally appeared out of the walls. They took us into the back tunnels and into a freight elevator. Before we knew it, we were back outside. They were awesome in helping calm him as well.
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I Loved Every Minute of It
I worked at Splash Mountain. Sometimes we had guests decide it was a great idea to hop out of the log because they didn’t want to ride anymore. Well, we know about that, every time. The ride is littered with motion sensors, pressure pads, the like. I have a photographic memory of the ride layout and even I wouldn’t be able to avoid being detected out of the log.
The flashers don’t happen very often, actually, it’s usually men with their shirts off. In this case, their ride photo is blanked out and they can’t purchase it.
We always had parents trying to sneak in kids who didn’t meet the height requirement. I do remember we had one family who kept trying for hours, thinking that the cast don’t talk to each other about problematic parents.
Ride evacuations were always interesting. But as long as you were strong and confident with the guests, they always listened. It’s really important to walk them through what’s going to happen and let them know you’ve done this more than enough times.
I also teased them that they were going to get a backstage tour, but it was gonna be real brief. And as long as they didn’t take pictures, they’d get a FastPass for their troubles. Every day was an event, but I loved every minute of it.
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Keys to the Kingdom
I went on a “keys to the kingdom” tour once and got to go down into the utilidors. It smells like rotten ketchup down there in a lot of places.
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Code Words
When I first started working at WDW I was in the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique in Cinderella Castle. I was a Fairy Godmother in Training and helped do little girls’ hair, “make-up” and nails. It was easily one of the most fun jobs—plus we got tips! One thing that sticks out is I had a little girl come in and I found two strange lumps in her scalp.
I thought maybe they might be moles, but on further inspection they were two ticks. We have a code for lice (“Pumba”), but I wasn’t sure what to call this one. I called a manager over and she pulled the parent aside and explained the situation and that we would be unable to do her daughters hair because of the ticks.
The mother grabbed her daughter out of the chair and a Kleenex and ripped the ticks out of her daughter’s head and handed them to the manager in the Kleenex. We were all kind of in shock but she got her done.
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On the Way In
A guy in one of my classes works on the monorail. Today, a father brought his 9-yo daughter to the Magical Kingdom and had a complete heart failure on the way into the park.
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The Love Was Real
A family friend played Aladdin at Disney world (very gorgeous Italian guy) actually married a girl who played Jasmine. It was an amazing wedding as her family was filthy rich. Wedding at the biggest Catholic church in Seattle, reception was the top 2 floors of the Columbia Tower (tallest building in all of Seattle).
Here I was in awe that I was in these amazing places, and they had a room at reception that was just chocolates. Yes, a freaking chocolate ROOM. But the truly cool thing was seeing my 5-year-old cousin in awe as Aladdin and Jasmine were dancing their first dance. It was magic.
The bride even went out if her way to talk to her as Jasmine. Her own wedding and she played the part. So special. Sadly, the marriage didn’t last, but for that night, seeing a princess through a child’s eyes is an amazing memory.
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It Ruins All the Fun
I worked at Disneyland in college. It’s oddly weird seeing a mouse character without a head. Even worse when the mouse character is the boy mouse but the person inside is a very… aged female. If I remember correctly she was smoking too.
Which I thought was odd since I didn’t think those in a costume could smoke in them. Backstage at Disney can ruin all the normal fun of the park. It was a great experience though.
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Code V
I was cleaning a Code V backstage, Belle came by and pulled a cigarette out of her bra while talking smack about annoying brats.
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Clearing Out
I haven’t worked there, but here’s something interesting. During a security threat like 9/11, cast members head to the back of the park, link arms, and slowly head to the front. Normally MK takes like 2 hours to clear out, but (I forgot the exact number) it took them like 15 minutes on 9/11.
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Don’t Push That Button
I worked on The Great Movie Ride in Hollywood Studios for a while and I can tell you all 22 minutes of your friendly tour guide’s speech is scripted to the very last letter. You get three days to learn your whole monologue (AND all of the speeds/controls/stops/gos of the actual ride) before going “live” as a tour guide.
Most of those three days is spent in a room with your trainer reciting your script until you get every word right. If you accidentally say the word “okay” instead of “alright,” you start over from the beginning.
Most tedious 3 days of my life. There’s also one button on every car that, despite being really close to buttons you have to touch all the time, if pushed gets you fired immediately.
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An Unwanted Guest
On our family trip to Disney World. I was leaning over a railing looking down into some water. A few unreachable feet below I spot a tiny (1.5ft to 2ft) alligator. Being from Africa and relatively unfazed with a slightly sharp swimming lizard, I thought nothing of it. I called my mother over and said “look an alligator! How cool.” This was a mistake.
Not two seconds later (ears everywhere man) a staff member was looking over the railing whispering on the radio. All heck broke loose in the most hushed, professional way ever.
We were escorted away on a golf cart and a huge section of the park was cordoned off. We were taken to a room where they were very apologetic for our negative experience and offered us a free day, VIP, the works.
So we said very a big thank you and took what was offered. In the future, I will be smuggling other small harmless creatures in for free stuff. I also got stuck on the Big Thunder Mountain ride in Paris… that was handled in a much more French way: “Je suis désolé,” as they blow smoke in my face. I mean, seriously.
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Cognitive Dissonance
When the princess face characters come backstage they have to take off their dresses so they don’t get dirty while they’re on break so the princesses are usually walking around in a smock and bloomers if you see them back there. There is some serious cognitive dissonance when you walk back and see Snow White in her bloomers on her phone cursing up a storm.
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Pecking Order
This is not a secret, more just an observation of the culture. It really kind of makes me sick and disappointed with humanity. As a cast member at Disney World in 1979 I learned quickly that putting people in uniforms brings out the worst in the instinct to “other” people.
Certain cast members in specific uniforms were very high in status, and other cast members were very low. Since you wore your uniforms all the time your status was immediately spotted and people tended to treat you better or worse based on your status.
So here’s the pecking order that I observed. Many cast members told me of this pecking order. Low status to high.
The street sweepers who emptied the trash cans.
The folks in the yellow jumpsuits who sold the popcorn.
The folks in turn-of-the-century garb who worked in the stores of Main Street.
The retail workers in the other lands with costumes that matched the themes.
The ride operators whose costumes were themed to match the land such as tomorrowland, frontierland etc.
The ride operators of space mountain, who were near the top of all the ride operators.
The monorail operators. They were the absolute pinnacle of ride operators who did not have some kind of performing role.
The ride operators of the jungle Cruise. They were close to the status of the people in the entertainment division because they had lines and really had to be entertaining.
Anyone in the entertainment division, like the kids of the kingdom, the performers, singers, and musicians. And they weren’t just a little bit above everyone else, they were stratospherically above everyone else.
The tour guides, all females, in the English riding (horse) outfits with jodhpurs, complete with a riding crop and a fetching little cap on their heads. These girls basically were the top employees who wore uniforms.
They met all the VIPs including hollywood stars, politicians, billionaires etc. They could get to the front of any line. They were unstoppable, and they certainly acted like they knew it.
Now everyone I tell this to always asks, “weren’t the characters the most important people and have the highest status?” Sadly—and this is really where it gets sick—they were kind of treated like freaks.
All the Goofy‘s had to be really tall thin men, all the Mickeys and Minnies had to be either short women or little people. They worked very odd shifts, a half an hour on a half an hour off, and they always had people around them to help, which also made them seem weird.
So all in all my summer at Walt Disney World demonstrated to me the power of clothing in establishing a hierarchy of status. It is a sad commentary on humanity, but a fact nonetheless.
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Sign Your Name
My SIL got a the role of Cinderella at Disneyland Paris.
She had to practice Cinderella’s autograph over and over because although different actresses play her all over the world, the signature of the character has to be identical anywhere it’s signed for consistency.
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A Serious Health Risk
My mom was working in the nurses’ station and got a call for a costume character who had heat exhaustion (the costumes get extremely warm, especially in summer).
He was advised to remove the costume and walk to the nurse building to recover, but wasn’t allowed to. They were so busy trying to make sure that nobody saw him out of costume that they literally risked his health.
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Wave Hello
Both hands had to be visible in photos (e.g. one outstretched and the other on someone’s shoulder). The biggest no-no is hands behind backs not visible due to the possibility of someone saying you grabbed them inappropriately.
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The Customer’s Always Right
I think the worst part about character harassment is that Disney does not prosecute the guests, at least when I was there. When I was working in the 2000s, there was someone whose wrist was broken by a drunk guest who grabbed and twisted it really badly.
They refused to prosecute, and I think she may have ended up with permanent nerve damage in her wrist, which really sucked because she was also a gymnast.
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We Always Know
Monorail pilot here. People make love on the Epcot monorail at night a lot and act like we don’t know. We always know.
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You Have to Buy a Ticket First
A true story that is “dirty” ethically.
Before I worked for them, when I was just an annual passholder, I got overcome by the heat and humidity, almost had a heatstroke, at the bathrooms outside the EPCOT entrance. Two security guards wanted to take me to the park’s First Aid, but a Disney manager refused.
“He gets in the park when he buys a ticket.” Manager walks away for a minute. Security guards say “man, I can’t believe this” and “what an operation.” 30 mins for Reedy Creek Fire Dept. to show up. I was so sick I didn’t even pull out my AP until they got there.
Security guard #1 says “NOW can he go to First Aid?” Suddenly that manager is all about helping me – and so apologetic! He pushed me in a wheelchair all the way to First Aid. “Can I get you some water, sir?”
Big phonies.
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