Note to guys: Don’t eat Chips Ahoy while trying to attain peak ball freshness
“Was really excited when this really handsome, very nice, super smart guy asked me out in college. Took me out for a really nice dinner. Totally wanted to make out with him, and had the opportunity on a pleasant walk late that night. Only problem, he smelled like baby powder and chocolate chip cookies. One or the other, maybe, but those aromas together made him smell like a baby and I just couldn’t even imagine trying to make out with him again. I felt bad not returning his calls, but I was young and didn’t know what to say that wouldn’t hurt his feelings.” – chericher