#39 Sounds Like He’s In It For The Green Card
The date kept getting weirder and weirder as the night went on. He made really intense eye contact and told me about how he didn’t drink. Like, we were at a bar. Who goes to the bar sober?
He also told me of his plans to stay in the country (he was a foreign student) and find someone to settle down with…
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