The Police
It was a police officer. “So a police officer comes to my door, wakes my newborn up, and tells me he will give me a fine for allowing my dog to charge our neighbor if it happens again (I guess he was under the impression this happened more than one time).”
“He said my neighbor was terrified for her safety. I told him I have a 7-pound corgi puppy. Literally, the least terrifying animal on Earth,” Alice recounts. But that wasn’t all.