Reported for Being Too Tall
This woman was taller than all the other women at her job, and this didn’t sit well with one of her own. So her co-worker decided that this was a fireable offense and reported her to Human Resources.
Unfortunately, HR has to take every complaint into consideration, even the silly ones. They spoke to her, but it’s not like she had the power to shrink. So, in retaliation, she did do the something about her height. She got taller.