The Meowing Employee

Everyone has their own little quirks that don’t generally offend anyone. But there was one employee who couldn’t stop meowing and it was really annoying some of her co-workers so they reported her.
But when HR spoke to her, she claimed she had freedom of speech and tried using logic to justify her meowing. But this was a piece of cake compared to another employee in the same company who thought that she was being monitored by Russian spies.