So…you’re basic, then?
Tina, you’re not “barsexual” you’re a lush. All boozy brats do what you do. “OH MY GAWDDDDD, LOOK AT THAT GIRL SHE’S SO HOT, RIGHT? It would be like, SO BAD if I went over and kissed her, right? I shouldn’t do it. It’s a bad idea, right? Maybe I should just introduce myself first” and BAM, you’re making out with some girl you just met. YOU ARE NOT A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE, TINA.