Sorry, ladies, he’s not into Slipknot
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Listen, Darren, if you really want to wear that mask AND have a drama-free relationship there are exactly two places you can go to find a woman fit for the part: the Black Hole at any Oakland Raiders game (fitting) or…no, that’s about it. Hope you like football!