She Comes by the House
She came by the HOA President’s house one night with some measuring tape in her hand. The HOA President answered the door. He looked shocked and annoyed to see Mary standing on his doorstep. “What do you want?” he barked at her. She held up the measuring tape. “I was wondering if I could measure the drapes so I can have them replaced once I move in,” she said with a wicked smile.