Avert Your Eyes
I had some guy actually yell at me because we had the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition on display at my register at a grocery store. He claimed that it is “pornography and should not be visible for children to see” and “I’m glad my kids are on vacation so they don’t have to be subjected to its perversion.”
I asked him where they went on vacation. “The beach.”
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