#76 A Little Too Much Fun
The groom’s sister got sorority girl wasted in the limo on the way to the reception. She stashed a brown paper-bag with two-fifths of Pucker under her chair for the Lord’s prayer. She held my hand the entire time chanting “I need to pee.” She drank heavily all through the meal and then caught the bouquet. But that wasn’t even the worst of it.
The guy that caught the garter had his head shoved up her dress while he was putting it on her. Once he finally emerged from her cavern of drunk doom, he was bright red and ran away. She chased him around and literally flung herself at him to dance, aka grope, him in front of everyone. She got bored with that and started dancing on the DJs table.
The Bride was mortified and in all but tears, so her brother picked up this drunk mess and tried to carry her outside. This sent the redneck boyfriend into a rage and he picked a fight with the brother. The cops were called. I just sat there wishing I had popcorn to watch the mess.
Credit: _Sweater_Puppies_