#100 Attendance Is Optional
I was a DJ for about 10 years and I have seen a lot of bad things. At one wedding, I was supposed to introduce the wedding party. The bus showed up around 5:00, and out of 18 people in the wedding party, only 3 made it off. The bride, the best-man, and a bridesmaid. The rest were so hammered drunk that they didn’t stumble inside until almost 9:30. They missed everything. We couldn’t have toasts, first dances, cake cutting, nothing, because the groom was passed out. By the time they did make it inside, almost everyone left. The bride was pretty mad about the entire situation. Who could blame her?
Another wedding I attended seemed like it was going great. Everything went without a hitch until the reception ended. The bride came up and told me that she found out the groom cheated on her the night before. She never signed the marriage license and they just went through with it since everyone was there. What made this entire thing worse was they didn’t return any of the gifts and then they split up the next morning.
Credit: skerley1979