The Giftbag Made His World Crash

“I opened the bag and I saw a very, very long sonogram,” he said. “Then I saw three onesies in the bag … and they were numbered 1, 2, and 3.” And then the world came crashing down on him.
“I opened the bag and I saw a very, very long sonogram,” he said. “Then I saw three onesies in the bag … and they were numbered 1, 2, and 3.” And then the world came crashing down on him.