Keep Your Voice Down
At my paternal grandmother’s funeral, my maternal grandmother, who is 90 years old, senile, pretty much deaf, and screams everything, greeted me by saying, “Listen you little witch, why don’t you ever call me?”
She then proceeded to go through all of the floral arrangements to find the one she sent and moved it to the front so everyone could see it.
Story credit: Reddit / ExtrovertedBookworm