His Own Dog Destroyed His Lawn
In our first house, my wife and I had a neighbor who disliked us from the start. Apparently, the people who lived in the property before we did were his family friends—they went through a divorce and ended up selling the house to us.
He was petty and mean to my wife, who doesn’t like confrontation, and he’d do annoying things to mess with her. I tried talking to him a couple of times, but he promptly told me to screw off. That was the last straw—I had to fight back.
I knew he loved his lawn because he’d always brag about how it looked, so the next time it rained, I went out and threw an entire box of oxo cubes into their yard and let the rain melt them into the grass. His dog absolutely destroyed his yard and I would make sure to comment on it every chance I got. Caffinejunkie9