Dead Silence for Two Weeks
I have some upstairs neighbors that are obnoxious. Their subwoofer quakes to action movies around midnight. But the worst thing they do is tan leather in their apartment, which means there is hammering and dragging around of equipment at all hours of the night. One weekend they were being super loud.
Things were being dropped on the floor and people were rolling around. It was like they were wrestling with all the yelling and laughing. I remembered seeing a Bluetooth speaker show up on my devices list when they moved it. I instantly had an idea—it was evil, but it had to be done.
I connected to their speaker. Then I found a creepy video where a guy role-plays as a slayer and describes what he will be doing to his victim. I turned it to max volume. I heard frantic running around all over the place. I couldn’t stop chuckling. Dead silence for two glorious weeks. REHTONA_YRT