Those cushy government jobs
“We’d like to bring you on as a full time District Attorney. Due to budget constraints we will not be able to provide relocation compensation or compensation the first year. Budget permitting, we will consider compensation and benefits after the first year.”
“So, you want me to relocate across the country, work for free for a year without promise of paid employment after that year?”
“We understand if this isn’t for everyone.”
“I appreciate the opportunity to interview. Please let me know if your search expands to include paid employment for a District Attorney.”
And with that I hung up. Shortest interview ever.