He suckered the suckers
Answered an ad for a receptionist. End up at a table with 10 other people. Then the guy starts pitching a multi-level marketing scheme. I’m angry, but it’s summer and their air-conditioning is top notch, so I decide to chill there for the duration.
Eventually the guy calls me on my nonparticipation. “What’s the matter? You look like someone ran over your dog.”
“Well, guy, the matter is that you’ve pulled a bait-and-switch, I’ve driven an hour for nothing and now you’re talking to me when all I want is to chill under this winter wonderland AC vent.” Then I walked out.