Sleep Talker
My son regularly talks in his sleep. It’s usually nonsensical rambling or incoherent mumbles. But on this one night, he just sat bolt upright in his bed while I was walking by his room, and he shouted in the deepest, angriest voice a seven-year-old can muster, “I’VE BEEN TO WAR!”
He then lay back down and continued sleeping. He didn’t remember anything the next morning, and none of us know where he picked up the line. Story credit: Reddit / The_Dipster