Just Pretend Nothing Happened
One night, my two-year-old was looking up at the full moon from a stairway landing window. I thought it was cute, so I went up and asked her what she was thinking. I imagined she’d say something like “is the moon really made of cheese daddy?” or something like that.
I was so wrong. Instead, she looked at me and in a creepy old woman voice said, “We are all in the same cage”. Like a good horror movie dad, I ran to the basement and pretended nothing happened. Story credit: Reddit / galwegian