Do You Want Me to Carry You?
My baby was just learning to speak. She wasn’t even a year old yet, and she was sitting in a shopping cart when she raised her hands towards my neck and said, “kill you”. Shocked, I could only respond with “Huh?” She kept repeating it louder and louder.
I remember thinking that there was no way my baby was saying what I was hearing. I picked her up just to get her to stop, and it wasn’t until much later that I realized she was mimicking me saying, “Do you want me to CARRY you?” Story credit: Reddit / takingabreaknow