Old Fashioned Divorce
An ex-friend of mine had to divorce his first wife via the newspaper. I say “had” because she was one of those “if I can’t have you, no one can” kind of girls.
For example, she showed up at my work the day after their wedding with framed photos of their wedding, framed copies of their church and legal wedding certificates and told me “You better keep your hands off him!
He’s mine, and if he tells you he’s single, you know he’s lying!”
Apparently, he ended up leaving to “visit relatives” out of state and had to post it in the paper to avoid her doing something dangerous to him.
I say ex-friend because he married someone else, pulled the same thing on her and then went on a screed on Facebook to tell us all off because he told us she was abusing him.
He went back to her, and blocked us all off Facebook.
| Anonymous