A glass half full kind of gal
A couple of years ago I attended a wedding of an old buddy. Wedding went fine, but the reception is where it went downhill.
The bride has a full glass of beer in her hand. She screams at her husband, “Get me another beer!”
He quietly says to her, “You have one already, so just finish that.”
She gives him the most deathly-evil-wife-glare I’d ever seen, takes her full beer, holds it up in front of her face, turns over the glass and dumps the full pint out on to the carpet.
She stares at him and then says, “Now I don’t have a beer, so get me another beer.”
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