Condensed milk murder
I was a legal assistant a few years back and we had a divorce for a couple from Hong Kong.
The wife was irrational, demanding and was nothing but (understandably) contemptuous toward her husband, who had been cheating on her for a long time. We had to send our process server to his mistress’ house at least three times.
The time it had gotten truly ridiculous was around Thanksgiving. The guy was quite a cook and liked to entertain. While the couple was not speaking to each other, they were still cohabitating.
He had been boiling up a tin of condensed milk, a traditional if dangerous way to make dulce de leche, and had forgotten about it and went to work. He had called the home landline, her cell and her work phone to tell her to turn off the burner but she ignored it.
She had gotten home and saw the mess it had made on the ceiling and called us to ask if we could sue him for attempted murder.
They were both just terrible people who shouldn’t have been married to each other, let alone anyone else.
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