Lawyers Share the Most Chaotic Divorces They’ve Ever Seen

Penguin suit

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Tuxedo salesman here.

Bride and groom came into the store to get tuxedos. She said “I need a penguin suit for my fiance.” Now I don’t give this too much thought, as that’s not a particularly uncommon phrase.

But then she pulled out a picture of a penguin and I had to match that.

She made him get a tails jacket and black vest, spent over an hour figuring out what shoes looked like the most like flippers, and then made me special order a shade of orange bow tie that most closely matched the penguin’s little scruff thing.

The seven shades of orange we had were not acceptable.

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