#29 That’s Not A Criminal Offense, Sweetie
My ex read a Reddit thread of mine where I had been making fun of her tattoos (she braggingly posted to bad tattoo threads, so I don’t see what the big deal was). In retaliation, she filed for a restraining order. In her written allegations, she straight-up admitted that I didn’t have contact with her and that I’d spent most of the last year living 2,000 miles away from her. If that weren’t enough, on our day in court, when the judge asked her what threat I represented to her safety, security, and privacy, she said, “Nobody should be able to say that about my tattoos.” She literally forgot about all of her made-up accusations while talking to the judge.
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