#35 Keep Your Mouth Shut Next Time
It was an illicit substances case and there was some discussion between the prosecutor, defense attorney, and the judge about the quantity. The judge said something like, “Right, but that’s in ounces. How many grams is that?” The prosecutor and defense attorney both said they didn’t know. The judge continued: “I mean, we can figure it out, how many grams are in an ounce?” Prosecutor and defense attorney still shrugged.” All of a sudden the defendant piped up: “28.3.”
Credit: PM_ME_UR_SQUAT_CUES
