#41 Now This Is Just Laughable
The client was charged with being under the influence of a controlled substance. The officer was going through the usual signs and symptoms. The cop testified that both of client’s eyes were red and bloodshot. He also claimed the client’s pupils were dilated and sensitive to the exposure of light. In my opening, I had hinted that the officer will testify to some falsehoods. The client got up on the stand and popped one of his eyes out. The client had a fake eye that could obviously not be bloodshot or have pupil dilation. The judge smirked and the rest was history. Not guilty.
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