He started tearing up the carpet
Having deduced that whatever was under the filthy carpet, he set about ripping it up. What began out for EvilEnglish as a normal day (or as normal as repairing a dilapidated farmhouse can be) developed into a mystery.
As he expected, something took form as he pulled up the carpet. Well, he wasn’t about to give up now, was he? EvilEnglish’s new job was to rip up the carpet and see what was hiding below it.