Medical Professionals Share Their Most Ridiculous Encounters With Dumb Patients

25. THIS SEEMS LIKE BORDERLINE MALPRACTICE

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I had a patient come in with unmistakable signs of BPPV (benign paroxysmal positional vertigo), a condition where the salt crystals that fall on hair cells in your ears to tell you which way is down and which direction(s) you are accelerating in get stuck.

When this happens, your ears and eyes disagree about your current position and acceleration and you get really dizzy.

She went to an urgent care where the doctor told her that she had BPPV. For treatment, he told her to go home, lay with her head hanging off the bed, and just let her husband (a retired accountant) shake her head around for five minutes.

Imagine being on the most intense rollercoaster you’ve ever been on, feeling like you’re going to throw up, and then having someone who has no medical training shake your head around for five minutes. She spent the next two days throwing up before she could get in to see me.

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