21. DOCTOR IN DISGUISE
I am a dental student. One patient in particular is a pathological liar. During one visit, they claimed to have gone to medical school. Next visit they claimed they did dental. Last visit the story was that they had a PhD.
The patient will say things like, “Hey doc, do you need me to move my head mesial or distal?” No. I need you to move your head right. “Hey doc, are these cavities being caused by the anaerobic pathology microbes?” No. They are cause by you eating snacks all day and not brushing.
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