4. I’M SURE SOMEHOW IT WAS THE DOG’S FAULT, TOO?
Guy is trespassing in a junkyard and gets his arms and legs chewed up by a dog. Have to clean out all these wounds. Flash-forward to 3 a.m. that night, when I get called in to do a case .
Apparently the guy left the hospital to go get revenge on the dog, and the dog bit him in the face, breaking some facial bones and poking a few more holes in the process. Classic.
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