Medical Professionals Share Their Most Ridiculous Encounters With Dumb Patients

2. CAN CONFIRM, KIDS PUT EVERYTHING IN THEIR MOUTH & NOSE

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The mother of a toddler came into the ER. The kid had cruddy, green, bloody stuff coming out of his left nostril, and a lot of redness and swelling of only the left side of his nose and the adjacent cheek. Mom was sure he caught a sinus infection and just wanted some antibiotics.

Now I know some kids like shoving whatever will fit into their body orifices, and that this was more than likely given the one-sided nature of his condition. But Mom was insistent that he NEVER puts things in his nose.

It took some convincing, but I finally got her to let me take a look. Gave a squirt of midazolam in the good nostril to settle him, then dug with some tweezers through the crud until I pulled out a big ole button battery. It would’ve been burning his nose for a couple days. Hopefully he healed up well.

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