1. JUST GO BUY PLATFORM SHOES, DUDE
Had a client come in and ask me to work on his legs. At first I thought he wanted to stretch his leg muscles and get them feeling more limber due to scar tissue build-up from a previous accident.
After about 2-3 sessions he was unsatisfied and said, “I was hoping by stretching my legs, that I would end up several inches taller.” I hope he never finds a medieval torture rack.
syndreamer