Behind the Bentley
I was at a rich guy’s house to service his not one but TWO generators. I roll up to the call box to let him know I was there. He buzzes me in.
On the way down his cobblestone driveway I pass by his garage. This garage was unique in that it had a basketball and tennis court on top of it. Upon closer inspection I saw that it was basically a mini parking garage. The dude had thirteen cars in it.
A Chevy Suburban, Mini Cooper, Subaru Outback, and other grocery getters. On the SECOND LEVEL DOWN were two town cars: a Bentley and a Rolls Royce. Off to the side were a Bentley and a Lincoln stretch limo. This guy took me through four mechanical rooms to get to his generators.
We go back up to where my truck is parked. While wearing sandals and a Rolling Stones t-shirt he points to the right and says something I’ll never forget. “If you need to use the bathroom it’s behind the Bentley.” Most nonchalant thing I’ve heard. Story Credit : Reddit / leatherrecliner