13. Wrong Sent

I was crap-faced drunk and called a girl I had just met. The problem was I left a message for her….on my then-current girlfriend’s voicemail.
It was so freaking awkward that we were both laughing at what a jerkward I was when I was picking up my stuff from my suddenly ex-girlfriend’s apartment.
I worked with her brother to add some extra icing to that crap cake.