Messiest BreakUps People Have Experienced

15. Changed Person

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I had a gf my junior year in high school. She went off to summer camp and came back a lesbian, and I mean camo pants, shaved head, white tank top, combat boots, the works.

I got the hint, and she has been munching carpet ever since.

Just last year, she hit me up on Facebook and wanted me to be a sperm donor. I graciously declined.

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