1. The Cheetah
I was dating this guy in high school, and he dyed his hair cheetah print. Something about that dye job changed him. Not over time, instantly. He went from being a normal guy to “I am too alternative for words,” and I wanted no part of it.
At lunch, I had to sit him down and have a talk with him about it. I told him that he was kind of acting like a jerk and that maybe he was letting this new look get to his head.
He took my hand and said I needed to accept him for the new person he was, which I guess was a cheetah or something, so I told him I had to set him free. He looked at me with these knowing eyes, ending the most awkward 4-day relationship I have ever had.