30. The Trickster
Way back in college, I found out my girl was cheating on me. Then I found out that I wasn’t ever her boyfriend. I was her cheat. She was with the other guy before me. At first, I was all <forever alone>, and then I was all <wait, what?>
The most messed up part was that she had hung out with both of us at the same time. She used to score me free drinks at the coffee shop she worked at. The dude was there, and she would tell me that he was dating her friend, and that is how she knew him.
Never thought anything of it. She was telling the dude the same thing about me!
*Part of me is kind of impressed at her poker face. Talk about grace under fire.*