33. Guy Best friend
I am a lesbian. My (ex)girlfriend of three years told me she couldn’t come over on Valentine’s Day but would stop by the next day. I found out the next day she couldn’t come over on Valentine’s Day because she was on a date with her guy best friend, who had a crush on her for years.
She did come over the next day…. to dump me. She was my first love, and I was heartbroken.
It worked out in the end because I met my current girlfriend 3 months later, and we have been together for 7 years.
When the ex found out I met someone (neither of us was out of the closet yet), she came crawling back on her knees and begged me to take her back.
I laughed in her face.