49. Out Of Luck
She was cheating on me with another dude for about six months. She broke up with me, 3 months later, they were engaged, and 10 months after the breakup, they were married.
And I was planning on asking her to marry me.
That one hurt more than the chick who told me she was pregnant while I was in Iraq. Then the next day, she told me it wasn’t mine. All through email. Years later, she tried saying it was mine, but I demanded a paternity test.
Nope, not mine.