71. Leaving Wallet And Her
Stayed at her apartment one night and left the next morning for work. Realized when I got to my car two buildings away, I had left my wallet on the counter, so I went back to get it.
Walked into her already sucking her neighbor off on the couch. Grabbed my wallet, dropped my key on the counter, and left.
Didn’t even go back for the rest of my crap after work.