74. Innocent Wannabe
Got dumped on my 17th birthday by my gf, who thought she was innocent of breaking up with me after hooking up with a guy who had been flirting with her for the past week.
I tried to end things when she went to college, but she refused and then low-key avoided me for a week before contacting me on my birthday to break up with me.
Then she tried to be nice and get back with me over the holidays a year later, only to ghost me after we both went back to school.
The third time I ignored her message.