Out of the Blue
So, one night when I was on duty at work, my ex thought I was messing around behind her back, even though I wasn’t. Out of the blue, she texted saying she was gonna crash at the barracks with some random soldier. Honestly, I was so over our relationship, I just ignored her text.
It hilariously blew up in her face. She showed up at the barracks and couldn’t even get in! She tried to use her dependent ID to check in, but failed since she didn’t even know who she was supposed to visit.