Waiting For the Payout
My buddy from the Army tied the knot with a woman he barely knew, then shipped out. Big no-no. While overseas, she kept hounding him for cash to spruce up the home for his return. When he finally got back, she was unexpectedly fuming and wondering when he’d head off again.
After days of arguing, the crazy truth came to light. Apparently, she’d expected him to kick the bucket while deployed. She confessed that she, her family, and even her secret boyfriend were banking on the payout. Funny thing is, as an Aircraft Tech, he never even left the base. After this bombshell, he kicked her to the curb, said they were splitting…and her response was to suggest her sister take her spot.