Third Time’s A Charm
Well, I was in the Air National Guard for nearly a decade alongside a girl who enlisted when I did. In that time, before I quit, she’d gotten hitched and split up three times, and she wasn’t even hitting 30 yet. I think her husbands were in the Marine, Navy, and Army, in that order.
Each time she’d say it was her guy’s fault. Sorry lady. If you keep choosing bad apples and take a bite, you don’t blame the apple.