Forgetting Something?
I used to work as a gate guard in Washington DC. Once, this officer’s spouse drives by, hands me her ID, and I let her through. She hangs around, though, asking if I missed something. Confused, I replied that I didn’t think so. When she told me what she meant, I almost laughed in her face: She claimed I failed to salute. She pointed to this blue sticker on her car’s windshield – a sign that I should salute the officer.
Here’s where it gets more hilarious. I leaned closer to the windshield and saluted the darn sticker, wishing it a sweet afternoon. End result? I no longer work as a gate guard.